Elbows off the Table!

Download or read book Elbows off the Table! written by Anonymous and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-10-18 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FELLOW SERVERS: Here we go guys and girls servers, bartenders, host staff and management. Everything youve EVER wanted to say to the customers but couldnt! Every vulgar thought, every obnoxious encounter; its in here! Nothing sugar coated, no excuses, no mercy. Just the plain offensive truth! Finally, you will be heard! OMG I never laughed out loud from reading a book before! Wow, what an asshole! I love it! UR WHACK! You cant write that! Comedic & Offensive, yet Enlightening! THE DINING PUBLIC: Ever wonder what your waiter thought of you? Did you THINK you were well behaved last time you ate out? This is the best glimpse you will EVER get into a waiters mind people. Make the most of it! I think youll find it quite interesting! Inside you will also be given a unique opportunity to publicly comment on what youve just read. Have a nightmare scenario of your own? Agree with what youve just read? Do you find me despicable? Let me hear what you have to say!